"The Book"

It's time folks! .... took a long time too but, alas, I'm ready to for real get this blog show on the road. What may have caused me to change my lazy ways? Facebook. (and its amazing drama).

First things first, before I can even get into the amazingly dramatical [(c) Flava Flav] story that pushed me into sharing tales of my life with you all (btw you're welcome for that), there are a few things that I feel about "The Book" that need to be confessed. Numero Uno, If you are in your 30s and you are STILL on facebook, and you are no longer in school, it's time to change your life. I am 19 and very tired of having to deny friend requests of you spooky do nothings. I can't help but wonder how it is that you are not way too busy to spend your days lazing about online, conversing with your 15 year old friends. This brngs me to my next point, who's decision was it to allow these toddlers to get on the book? Who ruined everything for all of us? There was a time when I could just approve a request blindly, knowing that the person whom I was approving would not cause me to regret my decision but here we are. Everytime I turn around these little piss ants are requesting me and I find myself becoming quite the investigator, I have to find out a few things before confirming a request, "Did/will this person graduate high school before 2010? (which is a stretch)" "Was this person born before 1979?" "Is this a creeper?" "Is this a promoter?" "Can this person spell?", I know that one seems crazy but ther is nothing more annoying than those random people that have the oustanding ability to completely misspell their entire status. Speaking of statuses, I have an ought with those as well.
I hate when: People use all kinds of S+uPiD 5y^^b0Ls.., FOR WHAT? Get a job and a hobby please. I'd feel much better if you had something better to do than to figure out the best way to say that you are doing absolutely nothing using the least amount of letters possible.
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People who decide to update us on the status of their ridiculous relaitonships. i.e. "Susie Johnsboo Brown is back in love" or "...is glad we aint together no more", "...can't believe he cheated with that hoe, me and my cousins will be kickin dat @** tuesday"... Hey Rat! We don't care about your raggety relationships issues! Never have cared! All your doing is providing the rest of us with more reason to be disgusted with you and your unimportant 'boo'.

These are only few of my problems with the state of the book. It's a love/hate relationship. lol. Which brings me back to initial issue, my reason I'm hiding out from the book right now... It all started a year ago, yes an entire year. So, last year I met my good friend (we'll call him Dubbs) and began to spend about half of my free-tme with him and my best friend Teej. Dubbs, who I've found to be completely hostile like most east coast guys are, has a young woman who, for the purpose of anonimity we'll just call soandso (plus idk her name). Anywho, she's he's biggest fan (shot out to soandso lol) and since we spent so much time kickin' it last year, she's taken to disliking me. I know, crazy right? So, apparently she wants him to be her booskee again and he in response just completely ignores her texts and calls, it's cus he's ridiculous, anyways, somehow in our many excursions she's come to find out who I am, an not only that, she's had one of her friends request me as a friend on the book, and me seeing she was from OSU didn't research her thinking she was safe. Sound crazy yet? Well, the fun hasn't began. She began stalking my page and sending him messages about me. Yes! She has so little to do that she was willing to jump through these hoops to get him back... btw he's not that great lol seriously.
Though I found soandso disturbing, what really disgusted me was that the most hostile man I know 'opt'ed not to attack her because he feels "bad" for her. That's right, this guy was comfortable telling me he wasn't going to say anything to her because he pitied her desparation and didn't want to hurt her. At first I had the femme reaction, "WHAT? HURT HER??" Then I had the "phenomenal response", laughter. How sad is it if an angry guy won't attack you of of pity?

Yeah soandso, it's time for you to change your life, you've caused me to temporarily allow my relationship with the book to be suspended.... You know what's weird though, I'm not really upset about it, I know, it suprised me too...