Today's Phenomenal Faith Foundation for the Fundamentally Ridiculous 'lol' shout out of the day goes to Ridiculous couples... lol at you guys. For all of those sitting at home wondering if you are in a ridiculous relationship and you'd like to know if you're lol worthy, here's how to tell:
If you had thoughts, more thoughts, and second thoughts about your relationship (a result of your not wanting their bf/gf to find out about you guys and/or waiting on them to break up with their bf/gf) lol @ u!
If you've ever used the phrase "he/she's not that bad" not arguing with anyone but re-asssuring yourself about them lol@ u!
If you try not to look at them and you know others do too lol @ u!
If ppl compare you to pinky and the brain or the number ten when you're together lol @ u!
If they havent told anyone about you yet or you just can't seem to mention them to anyone lol @ u! (secret relationships are not ok)
If just can't seem to remember why you like them lol @ u!
If you've broken up more than once today lol @ u!
If you met on celebreality lol lol rotfl @ u!
Lastly, If you see nothing wrong with Christina Milan and the Dream, Nick and Mariah, Kanye and Amber, Branjelina, lol @ u! Maybe you're currently unattached rught now, and maybe you don't feel you fit any of the other examples but as a supporter of ridiculous relationships, you also are lol worthy
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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
THE PHENOMENAL FAITH FOUNDATION FOR THE FUNDAMENTALLY RIDICULOUS
I sat at home, in front of my PC (that's right I'm a PC America) as I sometimes do. I logged on to my myspace account, sounds typical right? I thought so too. Then, I saw it, a picture of her. A twenty-something girl (who shall remain nameless... for now) standing there in a gross outfit that included a sweatshirt, t shirt, and tennis shoes all the same color- completely under-dressed for her age, with the caption, "I'm so Flyy". Although I was immediately disgusted and upset all I could do is laugh. Yes, lol at her! What were you thinking? YOU BUM! It seems absolutely ridiculous that someone who is almost thirty could fail to realize the necessity of being well- dressed. There is no way and no one who could explain to me when and how this pic and caption could be considered anything less than tacky.
My next step was calling Teej, my conspiracy guru, and as we conversed I realized, Although I could sit back and do nothing,it's up to me to do my part to make the world a better place so I decided to start a foundation. I call it THE PHENOMENAL FAITH FOUNDATION FOR THE FUNDAMENTALLY RIDICULOUS- we're here to help. The plan is to offer help and restoration for the ridiculous souls looking for help... I'm gonna start slow with 'lol shout out of the day' and 'PSA' to end a helping hand, maybe one day upon seeing someone ridiculous you can point them in the direction of an office near them for assistance.
THAT BEING SAID HERE IS OUR FIRST 'LOL SHOUT OUT OF THE DAY'
The Phenomenal Faith Foundation for the Fundamentally Ridiculous 'lol' shot out of the day goes to: Everyone out there (21+) that belives they've actually put an outfit together that includes a hoodie, shoes, and t shirt the same color. That is THE anti- phreshdress decision! LOL at you guys! (see phreshdressedness)
Lets just make it a an if then statement: IF you have on a blue shirt, blue jacket, and blue tennis shoes THEN you are not phresh so stop saying you are! YOU are soo "dressed down" right now, what you are wearing is classified as what we in the well- dressed population call a slum-fit.
Try this, remove the hoodie and add a grown up jacket like a trench, peacoat, or leather jacket. Replace that shirt with a basic black, white, or neutral colored shirt... now those shoes make a splash and you look less ridiculous.
My next step was calling Teej, my conspiracy guru, and as we conversed I realized, Although I could sit back and do nothing,it's up to me to do my part to make the world a better place so I decided to start a foundation. I call it THE PHENOMENAL FAITH FOUNDATION FOR THE FUNDAMENTALLY RIDICULOUS- we're here to help. The plan is to offer help and restoration for the ridiculous souls looking for help... I'm gonna start slow with 'lol shout out of the day' and 'PSA' to end a helping hand, maybe one day upon seeing someone ridiculous you can point them in the direction of an office near them for assistance.
THAT BEING SAID HERE IS OUR FIRST 'LOL SHOUT OUT OF THE DAY'
The Phenomenal Faith Foundation for the Fundamentally Ridiculous 'lol' shot out of the day goes to: Everyone out there (21+) that belives they've actually put an outfit together that includes a hoodie, shoes, and t shirt the same color. That is THE anti- phreshdress decision! LOL at you guys! (see phreshdressedness)
Lets just make it a an if then statement: IF you have on a blue shirt, blue jacket, and blue tennis shoes THEN you are not phresh so stop saying you are! YOU are soo "dressed down" right now, what you are wearing is classified as what we in the well- dressed population call a slum-fit.
Try this, remove the hoodie and add a grown up jacket like a trench, peacoat, or leather jacket. Replace that shirt with a basic black, white, or neutral colored shirt... now those shoes make a splash and you look less ridiculous.
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